Dad Jokes (SFW)

Gives us your funniest, pun-filled, lame Dad jokes. Just keep it PG-13 or lighter.
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What do you call an alligator that wants to be a Detective?

An investiGATOR

What do you call a creature that has no body and is just a head with a large nose?

nobody knows

What is a Dentists least favorite Letter of the Alphabet?

The K

Wanna hear a Joke about Pizza? Nah, nevermind it’s too cheesy.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Car go.

Car go who?

Nah mate, Owl go who, Car go Beep Beep

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I love telling dad jokes! They always make him laugh

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs.

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I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get ‘saved’ or you’ll ‘burn.’

Stupid firemen.

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What is it called when a chameleon can’t change color?

A reptile dysfunction

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Minon memes…ugh…worse Christmas ever…

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No Get that outta lol

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John Sullivan Wow GIF

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