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Because the boss said so.
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Ive always been of the opinion that the reason so many “progressive” people choose to be progressive is not because they legitimately believe it. They choose it because they are underneath hateful, bigoted people and they can act out in their true nature and get applauded for it. They just have to target the right people.
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I understood every (mispelled) word of it. N’est-ce pas?
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Well GOOD FOR YOU!! Care to educate the damn class then??
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Yep. Saw that coming, wise guy.
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You have to ask him the right things for him to explain lol
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Or I could just not care in the long run. Anyway I’m tired, lemme eat 
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You can multi-task 
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Apparently my righ shoulder is so weak that i cant manage to raise my arm more than 6 inchs above level yet somehow and orthopedic surgeon told me to lose weight. Im like yeah no shit dude im 350lbs, have the shoulders of someone twice my age, my knees feel like someone is stabbing them when i have to be on my hands and knees. My range of motion is pretty low on my right side. And did i mention that this is the 3rd time for the same issues and still xrays show nothing an mri showed nothing. Like once the exercises stop the joint start deteriorating soon afterwards. I just wish they could fix it for good instead of putting on band-aids
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Why are my waifus and husbandos not real? I just want to love them 
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For all it’s daily earnings, I wonder why the f*ck they can’t afford a cardboard package. Did you check the wrap as gift? Maybe you can file a complaint?
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There are 5 (count 'em, FIVE!) cars in the parking garage.
I just have to not go insane between now and 12.30, then I can jet for the weekend.
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Why so few?
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Most everybody took PTO and stayed home.
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In that case, they oughta give you a bonus for this… 
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I need Riot Games to announce a flash sale for their wildcore bundles!!!
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